It’s time to dredge my memory for my best Nagios-related anecdote, as the Nagios folks are handing out a free iPad to the best (true) story. If they didn’t have the requirement for the story to be true, they’d be blown away by the time my awesome Nagios event handler script totally saved the day when we had that zombie-vampire-robot infestation in the data center.

Really. It handled that invasion event. Like a pro.