I’ve been working up a long, formulated post about the Transportation Security Administration’s new ogle or grope security choice (either backscatter “naked” x-ray or enhanced “get your hands off my junk” pat down)… and then I saw this on fark.com, and I knew there was nothing else I needed to write.

(Somebody who thinks the TSA regulations are NOT just security theater, please explain to the logic of this…)